By now, the whole world must have watched the punch that ended all punches. Well, even if it did not land by a hair, Orlando Bloom delivered what Canada, the United States or even President Obama could not do - throw a haymaker at Justin Bieber.
One of those figures that saw the incident was UFC legend Forrest Griffin. In the wake of the unsuccessful attempt of the movie star who played Legolas in the Lord of the Rings, Griffin is offering his services free of charge to Orlando Bloom.
"He threw a weak-ass punch!" proclaims Griffin through TMZ. "He can come to Vegas anytime to train with me. If they ever fight again, I can show him some moves so he can win. But I gotta warn Orlando ... I think Floyd Mayweather Jr. is gonna train Bieber -- and that guy's a monster."
Now that would be a headline. Bieber vs. Orlando Bloom in a sanctioned fight would be nice and dandy with a UFC legend and boxing's most recognizable figure in Mayweather manning the sidelines. This time around, we would expect not to witness another low level street fight with dudes throwing half-assed punches and several big bodied bodyguards standing in the way. And with Griffin teaching Bloom a thing or two on grappling and power strikes while Mayweather equips the Biebs with counter attacks, now that would surely be a pay per view event.
And as an icing to the cake, put in Selena Gomez and Miranda Kerr in as round girls and we got ourselves a treat! So let us make this happen, sanction the fight and give the people what they want, which of is course we just want Justin Bieber getting smacked in full high definition.
Now for Bloom, well he can put his arrows down because he is not taking down an Oliphaunt in this battle, just a cute and cuddly Biebs. Now, see why Legolas missed Justin Beiber given that he is accustomed to taking down huge elephants.
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