There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Chirs Bosh Zone.
One you get sucked in, the powers that be will not let you get back out, just ask Matthew McConaughey when he learned Monday that no one is safe from the photo bombing skills of the great Bosh. Not even the Emmys can shield him from a lurking former Raptor sneaking from behind. Get your Dallas Buyers Club behind you to cover the long neck and the eerie smile but you can never crop out Bosh.
The art of sneaking in behind the photo has long been mastered by the Bosh and many had fallen victim to his prey - Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, all victims to his great scheme of spotlight hogging. The almost 7 footer player is just behind and will lurk out of the most opportune time and the Emmys was not immune to his venom. Just look at how he sneakily gets into the frame of the Academy Award winner's grill:
Yes, just Chris Bosh harness your skill. LeBron James has left town and you are the new king of South Beach. Miami Heat fans, forget your former king when you have the court jester to entertain you for years to come. Ladies, and gentlemen, welcome to the Twilight Bosh Zone.
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