A Plate of Fish with Dildo Anyone?

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By Ma Evelyn Castino Quilas | April 16, 2014 5:53 PM EST

Imagine sitting on your lunch table one day enjoying your meal and discovers that your fish is stuffed with dildo inside? How would you feel?

Apparently, a Norwegian fisherman named Bjørn Frilund had been processing some of his fish catch one morning when he noticed a lump in one of the cod. 

He quickly opened up the fish and saw two partially digested herrings at first but what comes next was a total surprise. The 64-year-old master baiter found out an orange sex toy inside the fish.

The discarded dildo has no more battery but it still has a tiny motor at the other end which resembles a cephalopod.

Frilund speculated that the five kilogram fish might have mistook the vibrator as a tasty treat.

 In a news report from Local, Frilund narrated: "Fish eat all kinds of different things. And the dildo looks like what the fish eat. We have a kind of multi-colored octopus in Norway, maybe the cod thought this was one of these and ate it." 

Although there could have been various stories on how the sex toy found its way through the fish, the fisherman guessed that a frustrated woman might have tossed the vibrator off the boat while on a cruise in the waters of Barents Sea.

Frilund had been fishing almost all his entire life in his village at Eidsbygda, Western Norway but it was the very first time he encountered a fish with a sex aid inside.

"I was astonished. It was totally unexpected. I had never seen anything like this before," he stated.

The fisherman kept the dildo and gave away the filleted fish.

Similar instances of strange things finding their way inside the stomach of sea creatures have been reported in the past.

In a report from The Olympian, John Calambokidis of the Olympia-based Cascadia Research Collective reported that there were over 50 gallons of undigested objects found inside the stomach of a 37-foot whale that had been washed ashore. Among the contents were a golf ball, sweat pants, small towels, over 20 plastic bags, plastic pieces and even duct tape and surgical gloves.

So would you still have the appetite to devour a platter of fish stuffed with dildo?

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