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Funniest Alok Nath Jokes and Memes You Shouldn't Miss [PHOTOS]

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By Ankita Mehta | January 3, 2014 10:56 PM EST

Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]

Hilarious jokes, tweets and memes on Alok Nath continue to circulate on social networking sites Facebook and Twitter.

The actor started trending on Twitter since Sunday after his films "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum" and "Hum Saath Saath Hain" were aired on television. Nath has now become an Internet sensation after jokes based on him started trending on Twitter.

Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]

Here are some of the funniest jokes and memes on the actor:

Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl who is yet to be born...

Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis". 

When Alok Nath farts it smells like aggarbatti XD

Gabbar cuts off the hand of Alok Nath. His fallen hands are found doing Aarti"

When Alok Nath decides to get modern, he wears a dhoti with Zip"

Alok Nath's Caller tune is 'Babul ki Duaaein leti Jaa' #AlokNath"

The only health problem Alok Nath's family members have is backache due to everyday 'Paay-lagu' exercise."

@AlokNathJokes: If Alok Nath starred in the IDEA Campaign the Tagline would be What an Idea Babuji

@akbardhanani: After Bholenath its Alok Nath.......

‏@ImFlirto: Alok Nath is so sanskaari, he went to Sunburn and did Surya Namaskara."

‏@Try2StopME: #AlokNath gets a dog. He calls is 'Bowji'.

@viralramesh: People cut cakes on their b'day, #AlokNath cuts Mathura Ke Pede.

‏@Aniketrockstar: #AlokNath distributes prasad after each level while he plays temple run   

@aur_chilla: Alok Nath once had a girlfriend. She used to fondly call him Babuji. :D

 @HarbirSinghSuri: Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

@Raooll: Alok Nath came out of his retirement when he was 5

Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]
Alok Nath [Facebook/alokmemes]

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