North Dakota Tops List of States That Ordered Large-Sized Condoms

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By Vittorio Hernandez | December 4, 2013 12:31 PM EST

A list released on Tuesday by named North Dakota as the state with the highest number of orders of large-sized condoms, hinting North Dakotan males have the largest penises in the U.S.

Neighbouring state South Dakota claimed the third spot, while Rhode Island is second. Rounding up the top 5 states with men with the biggest genitals are the District of Columbia in 4th place and Massachusetts in 5th place.

Time Magazine, however, burst the bubble of Dakotans, noting that the data of the online condom store is based on size of condoms that customers order, but it could also mean that these guys may not necessarily be the biggest, but maybe only lacks self-awareness.

Based on the list, Time noted the absence of the state of Georgia, leading the magazine to ask if there are no penises in that state.

Condomania's Nicole Donnelly said in a statement, "We are happy that we can provide condoms for every size penis ... We have condoms of all sizes to every state in the country. We are happy that men are getting the right size to maximize their pleasure."

The online store stand's supports the politically correct statement that the size does not really matter that much. However, in the case of comedian and actor Patrick Moote, his girlfriend turned down his marriage proposal done publicly allegedly because of his petite size down there, Huffington Post reports.


The rejection prompted Mr Moote to make a documentary regarding penis size, titled Unhung Hero.

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Meanwhile, here is Condomania's complete list with rankings.

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