I am starting to hope that nude photos of Ann Romney surface somewhere and that some sleazy publication like the National Enquirer publishes them.
Imagine the outcry that would elicit, even from those folks who loathe the Romneys. It would signal that a line had been crossed, a line that should never even be approached.
This scenario has played out in real life with Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, who has suffered the indignity of having her topless photographs splashed across a French magazine named Closer, as well as publications in Italy, France and Sweden.
The editor of Closer, Laurence Pieau (who incidentally is a woman) has defended printing Kate’s nude images and expressed ‘surprise’ that doing so has sparked such a wave of condemnation particularly in the United Kingdom.
Mme. Pieau has also suggested that criticism directed at her smacks of hypocrisy. In this respect, she is exactly right.
For one thing, British tabloids recently published provocative nude photos of Prince Harry cavorting with some young lady in Las Vegas -- indeed Fleet Street has long issued photos of bare-breasted women (the “Page Three” girls have become a virtual institution in Britain).
Quite a few actresses and models, even “respectable” ones, have agreed to appear nude in films as well as in magazines like Playboy and Penthouse over the years. They have taken this step for a number of reasons – for money, for notoriety, to kick-start a flagging career. But they chose to take off their clothes.
In addition, Pieau is also correct that topless beaches are quite common in Southern Europe and that naked pictures are not necessarily prurient.
Moreover, we live in a world in which extreme hard-core pornography is available to anyone with access to the global internet.
So, on the surface, a naked picture of a young woman hardly shatters anyone’s sense of decorum.
However, Kate Middleton is not just anyone. She is the wife of the future King of England – and her privacy has been violated in one of the worst ways imaginable.
She is neither a model nor an actress; she is simply a beautiful (and apparently quite smart and charming) young lady who has done nothing wrong. She does not need ‘publicity’ at all – indeed, any public appearance she makes brings hordes of onlookers, media and fans to her side. Kate broke no laws, nor was she seeking to promote herself by visiting a beach where women going topless is perfectly legal and acceptable.
Her privacy has been shattered forever.
But I fear we will see worse in the years to come, much worse.
Given the proliferation of iPhones and mobile cameras, photos can be snapped of anyone doing anything at anytime and downloaded onto the internet immediately and spread across the world within seconds (I think the term is “going viral”).
How long will it be before a ‘sex tape’ of Kate and William becomes available? It could happen. The advanced technology and the public’s ravenous appetite for such forbidden things could easily make it happen.
A line has now been crosses that we can never really undo.
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