Now that Julian Assange is holed up inside the Ecuadorian embassy like he's a Bond villain trying to hide in his secret lair deep in the bowels of an Icelandic volcano, he must be trying to come up with his next scheme to escape the British authorities. The UK wants to extradite him to Sweden on account of alleged sex crimes. Assange, the shadowy founder of Wikileaks, has insisted that the U.S. has pressured Britain to extradite him to Sweden as a way of getting back at him for leaking diplomatic cables, a plot worthy of any action movie villain.

While Assange is safe for now in the Ecuadorian embassy where he is seeking asylum, he's stuck there with no way out of the country. There is a car waiting outside of the building, presumably for when Assange wants to do a runner, but it seems likely that the authorities would stop the car to arrest him on the way to the airport. If this were an action movie, though, Assange would have a few choices of car that might make his escape a bit easier.

Here are five fictional cars Julian Assange could use to make his getaway if they were real.

If Batman can use the Batmobile to drive across rooftops and jump over chasms, Assange could probably do the same and use the Batmobile to whisk him to the airport under cover of shadow. To make it work, though, Assange would have to wear a mask and cape. Worst case scenario, the coppers spot him leaving the embassy in the newly christened Assangemobile, and he still gets away, just after an awesome car chase. In the event of a chase, the London PD would probably misidentify the Assangemobile as a tank.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang offers Assange many possible methods of escape. Using the fictional car from the eponymous movie and book by Ian Fleming of James Bond fame, Assange could fly away from the embassy and then land on the Atlantic ocean and float all the way to Ecuador. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang can fly like a plane, float like a boat and probably do all manner of other unnamed acts like turning into a submarine if the need arises. Plus, think of the way Assange’s weird bleached hair would blow in the breeze while in flight.

Although “Die Another Day” was probably the worst James Bond movie of the Pierce Brosnan era, it did bring to life a truly ridiculous invisible (active camouflage) Aston Martin Vanquish. In Assange’s case, all the embassy would have to do is pull the car up as close to the door as possible and then chuck him into the backseat. Once he and the car disappear, they could take any winding London road they chose to the airport, assuming a speeding taxi, unable to see them, didn’t hit them.

As anyone who was alive in the ‘90s will recall, Agent J’s 1987 Ford Crown Vic came with a red button that you should not touch unless you want to go rocketing down the tunnel to New Jersey. Assange wouldn’t really be in a position to rocket to New Jersey if he had the alien-fighters’ Crown Vic in London, but he could probably use it to hose the London PD’s Vauxhall Astras and Vectras on the way down the highway to Heathrow.

The Bluesmobile, a 1974 Dodge Monaco and former Mount Prospect, Ill., police cruiser makes the perfect getaway vehicle. It has cop wheels, cop suspension, cop lights and cop everything else. The only problem is the cigarette lighter doesn’t work, but it wouldn’t matter for Assange. He would be guaranteed to make it to the airport in the Bluesmobile so long as he wore his sunglasses. Hundreds of police cars, Winnebagos and a Pinto have been destroyed in futile pursuit of the Bluesmobile.